Sardine Fans Gifts

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Packed like sardines

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Desert island hammock.

Snakes on a Train

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Oh no, not you again.'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Sardine funeral

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

'What is he fishing for?'

Man fishing for sardines.

Bird with tinned sardines.

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.

Sardine Funeral.

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

'Thanks for the serenade. But do you need your friend to accompany you on air guitar?'

Keep your distance

Sardines

'Okay, don't say again that we never do anything together.'