Sardine Supporter Gifts

Sardines

Packed like sardines

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Lex Ave Express

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Rudolph's Bad Idea - A Wiener Dog Sleigh!

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Sardine funeral

Bird with tinned sardines.

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Man fishing for sardines.