Sardine Enthusiasts Gifts

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

Packed like sardines

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Lex Ave Express

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Bird with tinned sardines.

Lifeboat in a Bottle

'What is he fishing for?'

Ignore him. It's the Lying Dutchman.

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

'Oh no, not you again.'

Man fishing for sardines.

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Sardine funeral

Sardine Funeral.

"Be warned, Gummo hates it when his work is misinterpreted."

Keep your distance

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'