Sardine Specialist Gifts

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Packed like sardines

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

Lex Ave Express

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

"I'll give you the good news first - you can drink wine and sing as much as you like."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Sardine Funeral.

Man fishing for sardines.

Bird with tinned sardines.

'What is he fishing for?'

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'