Sardine Connoisseur Gifts

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Packed like sardines

Civilized Salmon

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Sauce close to the PM.

Lex Ave Express

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

'They gave you 6 months but as your personal physician I think you'd make a killing in the hospital betting pool if you placed a bet at 6 weeks.'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

I say we go check his fishing permit !

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

"I don't think there's time for a quadrille."

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Sardine funeral

"Any word on my appeal?"

"I always knew you two would be perfect together...or with fries"

Bird with tinned sardines.

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'