Sardine Lover Gifts

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Man fishing for sardines.

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Sardine funeral

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Packed like sardines

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"He's So Your Type."

Mexican Serenade.

Mexican angels.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Man falls off perch

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Lex Ave Express

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Moon crooner

Music Lesson

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

My Valentine