Sardine Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Packed lift in sardine canning factory.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Packed like sardines

Keep your distance

Sardine Funeral.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Bird with tinned sardines.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Workers coming out of a Sardine Company.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Lex Ave Express

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Pygmy giant squid

'I had a great day down at the stream! I caught six salmon and scared the pants off three fly fisherman!'

Caution Salmon Crossing

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

"Squid's off..."

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Sardine funeral

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Man fishing for sardines.

'Oh no, not you again.'

'How much did you lose on your salmon diet?'

'What is he fishing for?'