Sardine Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Packed lift in sardine canning factory.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Packed like sardines

Keep your distance

Sardine Funeral.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Bird with tinned sardines.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Workers coming out of a Sardine Company.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Pygmy giant squid

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'I had a great day down at the stream! I caught six salmon and scared the pants off three fly fisherman!'

Caution Salmon Crossing

"Squid's off..."

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Man fishing in a tin of fish

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

'Oh no, not you again.'

'How much did you lose on your salmon diet?'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Sardine funeral

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Man fishing for sardines.