Sardine Aficionados Gifts

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'Even as a young sardine I was told that I was unable to think outside the box...'

Packed like sardines

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'What is he fishing for?'

'Oh no, not you again.'

Man fishing for sardines.

Sardine Funeral.

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Sardine funeral

Bird with tinned sardines.

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

Tomato sauce served in a posh restaurant

Keep your distance

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

Sardines

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"