Sardine Aficionados Gifts

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'Even as a young sardine I was told that I was unable to think outside the box...'

Packed like sardines

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Sardine funeral

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

'Oh no, not you again.'

Man fishing for sardines.

'What is he fishing for?'

Bird with tinned sardines.

Sardine Funeral.

Tomato sauce served in a posh restaurant

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

Sardines

Keep your distance

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

'Mom Can't talk now - She's hitting the bottle.'