Sardine Squad Gifts

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Packed like sardines

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'What is he fishing for?'

Man fishing for sardines.

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Sardine funeral

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Sardine Funeral.

'Oh no, not you again.'

Bird with tinned sardines.

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

Keep your distance

Sardines

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"