Sardine Savant Gifts

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Plant Lady

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I come here for the pepper."

Packed like sardines

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Sandwich snob.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

Lex Ave Express

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"