Sardine Snagger Gifts

'Oh no, not you again.'

Packed like sardines

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

The ambush.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

Sardine Funeral.

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Sardine funeral

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Man fishing for sardines.

Bird with tinned sardines.

'What is he fishing for?'

15 Second Grocery Delivery

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

Sardines

Keep your distance

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

"Let me guess, sardine sandwiches again."