Sardine Slapper Gifts

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Packed like sardines

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Defeatists Anonymous will meet here tonight at...oh, what's the use? It's not like we're going to solve our problems or anything.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Sardine Funeral.

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

'What is he fishing for?'

Bird with tinned sardines.

'Oh no, not you again.'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Man fishing for sardines.

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Sardine funeral

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

Keep your distance

Sardines

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

"Let me guess, sardine sandwiches again."

Workers coming out of a Sardine Company.

"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."

Packed lift in sardine canning factory.

I'm studying this tin of sardines for inspiration before I pack for our trip.