Sardine Aficionado Gifts

Lex Ave Express

Packed like sardines

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'Oh no, not you again.'

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

Man fishing for sardines.

'What is he fishing for?'

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Sardine funeral

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Bird with tinned sardines.

Sardine Funeral.

"Careful Suzie, don't get too fresh. They might try to follow us upstream!"

'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...'

Sardines

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

Keep your distance

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

"Let me guess, sardine sandwiches again."

Workers coming out of a Sardine Company.