Sardine Snagger Pillows

'Oh no, not you again.'

Packed like sardines

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

The ambush.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'What is he fishing for?'

Bird with tinned sardines.

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

Man fishing for sardines.

15 Second Grocery Delivery

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Sardine funeral

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Sardine Funeral.

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

Keep your distance

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

Sardines

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"