Sardine Snacker Pillows

'Oh great, right next to my ex. . . well this is gonna be awkward.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Packed like sardines

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"The bagels are better in New York."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"We grind our own catnip."

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'You can eat whatever you like on this diet, and here's a list of whatever you like.'

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Supermarket Aisles.

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Seven Layers.

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Sardine funeral

Sardine Funeral.

Cheeseboard mouse trap