Sardine Sandwich Enthusiast Pillows

"Let me guess, sardine sandwiches again."

Packed like sardines

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Lunch Meet

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

One Hour Sandwich shop

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Dog's Sandwich

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"