Sardine Connoisseur Pillows

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Packed like sardines

Civilized Salmon

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Sauce close to the PM.

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!'

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

I say we go check his fishing permit !

'They gave you 6 months but as your personal physician I think you'd make a killing in the hospital betting pool if you placed a bet at 6 weeks.'

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

"I don't think there's time for a quadrille."

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Bird with tinned sardines.

"Any word on my appeal?"

Man fishing for sardines.

"I always knew you two would be perfect together...or with fries"

Sardine funeral

Sardine Funeral.