Sardine Sandwich Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Let me guess, sardine sandwiches again."

Packed like sardines

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Lunch Meet

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

Dog's Sandwich

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.