Sardines T-Shirts

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'What is he fishing for?'

Workers coming out of a Sardine Company.

Packed like sardines

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Sardine funeral

'Oh no, not you again.'

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

Man fishing for sardines.

Bird with tinned sardines.

Sardine Funeral.

'I quite the wine class after 5 minutes. The instructor started by saying that wine a liquid, but it's dry.'

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

Sardines

Keep your distance

'Humans are strange: they call us dirty, disgusting rats, but regard mouldy cheeses as delicacies...'

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

"Let me guess, sardine sandwiches again."