Sardine Savant Pillows

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Plant Lady

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I come here for the pepper."

Packed like sardines

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Sandwich snob.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

Lex Ave Express

"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'