Sardine Specialist Mugs

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Packed like sardines

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

"This next one's for you, babe."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Lex Ave Express

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"I'll give you the good news first - you can drink wine and sing as much as you like."

Vet checks fish's heartbeat with a stethoscope through fish bowl.

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Man fishing for sardines.

Bird with tinned sardines.

Sardine Funeral.

'What is he fishing for?'