Lasagna Enthusiast Pillows

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

A Macaroni in 1772

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Planting veggies

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Old Phones Lasagne

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Linguini for two?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Guy Fieri

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

Former opera tenor tells wife to bring more lasagna.

Mozart eating noodles.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

Spaghetti Mummy