Lasagna Enthusiast Pillows

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Planting veggies

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Old Phones Lasagne

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Linguini for two?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

Former opera tenor tells wife to bring more lasagna.

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Mozart eating noodles.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Guy Fieri

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Spaghetti Mummy