Kitty Commentator Gifts

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I hate it..."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Expressions of mystery.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"What should I say this is about?"

'I like it.'

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Do you believe in money at first sight?

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

People want as much government as they deserve.

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.