Kitty Commentator Pillows

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

"There he goes, filling their heads with ludicrous conspiracy theories about microchip implants and mass sterilisation programmes…"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"I hate it..."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Expressions of mystery.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"What should I say this is about?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I like it.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

Do you believe in money at first sight?

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."