Critter Commentator Pillows

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

Bird Watcher's Club of America

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Expressions of mystery.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"What should I say this is about?"

Dog's Loo

'I like it.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Unsocial Networking.

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

Only a few experts know that antelopes can be very chauvinistic.

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'