Animal Kingdom Commentator Pillows

"What should I say this is about?"

'Well, I'm just a figure-head really: My wife actually runs the kingdom...'

Only a few experts know that antelopes can be very chauvinistic.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Thug life on safari.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

Food chain.

The African Plains during the 70's.

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Dog's Loo

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'