Animal Kingdom Narrators Pillows

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Thug life on safari.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

The African Plains during the 70's.

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

Food chain.

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"What should I say this is about?"

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

'Tarzan'

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'