Kayaking Humorist Gifts

Kanoe/Cayak.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Flight simulator'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Guide fish.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

LOOK BHIND U!

Man painting MOM on boat

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Walking the Plank.

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Another hot flash?

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

Shark Chum

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Fish Farm.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Fish near-death experiences.