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Kanoe/Cayak.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Flight simulator'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Guide fish.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

LOOK BHIND U!

Walking the Plank.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Man painting MOM on boat

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.