Sailing Humorist T-Shirts

Bring sailing humor to their wardrobe! Our witty t-shirts feature clever nautical puns sure to make any sailing enthusiast smile and spark conversations.

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Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder. mockup

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder. mockup

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder. mockup

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder. mockup

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

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Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?'

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?' mockup

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?' mockup

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?' mockup

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?' mockup

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?'

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'They carry junk mail.'

'They carry junk mail.' mockup

'They carry junk mail.' mockup

'They carry junk mail.' mockup

'They carry junk mail.' mockup

'They carry junk mail.'

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A yacht being followed by sharks.

A yacht being followed by sharks. mockup

A yacht being followed by sharks. mockup

A yacht being followed by sharks. mockup

A yacht being followed by sharks. mockup

A yacht being followed by sharks.

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'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.' mockup

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.' mockup

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.' mockup

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.' mockup

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

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Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Lighthouse powered by batteries. mockup

Lighthouse powered by batteries. mockup

Lighthouse powered by batteries. mockup

Lighthouse powered by batteries. mockup

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

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Plugged progress

Plugged progress mockup

Plugged progress mockup

Plugged progress mockup

Plugged progress mockup

Plugged progress

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"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?" mockup

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?" mockup

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?" mockup

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?" mockup

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

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'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.' mockup

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.' mockup

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.' mockup

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.' mockup

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

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A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws. mockup

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws. mockup

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws. mockup

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws. mockup

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

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Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight mockup

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight mockup

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight mockup

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight mockup

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

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"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..." mockup

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..." mockup

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..." mockup

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..." mockup

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

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"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short." mockup

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short." mockup

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short." mockup

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short." mockup

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

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"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist." mockup

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist." mockup

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist." mockup

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist." mockup

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

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"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I'm the Class Clown fish." mockup

"I'm the Class Clown fish." mockup

"I'm the Class Clown fish." mockup

"I'm the Class Clown fish." mockup

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

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Japanese Whaling

Japanese Whaling mockup

Japanese Whaling mockup

Japanese Whaling mockup

Japanese Whaling mockup

Japanese Whaling

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Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking. mockup

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking. mockup

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking. mockup

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking. mockup

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

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Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again mockup

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again mockup

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again mockup

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again mockup

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

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Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed... mockup

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed... mockup

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed... mockup

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed... mockup

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

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"Ticket and passport, please."

"Ticket and passport, please." mockup

"Ticket and passport, please." mockup

"Ticket and passport, please." mockup

"Ticket and passport, please." mockup

"Ticket and passport, please."

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"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient." mockup

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient." mockup

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient." mockup

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient." mockup

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

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"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers." mockup

"Captain, we've taken on strippers." mockup

"Captain, we've taken on strippers." mockup

"Captain, we've taken on strippers." mockup

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

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"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!" mockup

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!" mockup

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!" mockup

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!" mockup

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

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"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

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"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!" mockup

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!" mockup

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!" mockup

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!" mockup

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

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'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

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Man painting MOM on boat

Man painting MOM on boat mockup

Man painting MOM on boat mockup

Man painting MOM on boat mockup

Man painting MOM on boat mockup

Man painting MOM on boat

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'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

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"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out." mockup

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out." mockup

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out." mockup

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out." mockup

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

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'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...' mockup

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...' mockup

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...' mockup

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...' mockup

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

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Walking the Plank.

Walking the Plank. mockup

Walking the Plank. mockup

Walking the Plank. mockup

Walking the Plank. mockup

Walking the Plank.

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"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest." mockup

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest." mockup

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest." mockup

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest." mockup

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

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'I told you we should have unionized.'

'I told you we should have unionized.' mockup

'I told you we should have unionized.' mockup

'I told you we should have unionized.' mockup

'I told you we should have unionized.' mockup

'I told you we should have unionized.'

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Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc.. mockup

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc.. mockup

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc.. mockup

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc.. mockup

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

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"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!" mockup

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!" mockup

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!" mockup

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!" mockup

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

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Sailing Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Sailing Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of funny sailing mugs and bring humor to their morning routine.

Sailing Humorist Pillows

Discover hilarious nautical pillows that add nautical charm and humor to any sailor’s living space.

Sailing Humorist Prints

Browse our amusing sailing prints to add a humorous nautical touch to their favorite room.