Kafka Connoisseur Gifts

Searching for a gift for a Kafka connoisseur? Our curated collection celebrates the surreal and introspective spirit of Kafka’s work with witty and clever designs. Whether they enjoy reading, writing, or just appreciate the existential humor, our products make a unique gift that resonates with their love for Kafka's mysterious tales and complex characters.

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Huge bug says: 'On the plus side: I no longer know what Kafkaesque means.'

Huge bug says: 'On the plus side: I no longer know what Kafkaesque means.' mockup

Huge bug says: 'On the plus side: I no longer know what Kafkaesque means.'

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'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body. mockup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'" mockup

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

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'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!' mockup

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

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New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!! mockup

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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Selling lemon latt�

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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'Tony, you always try to lead.'

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"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!" mockup

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

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"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!" mockup

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

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'He likes to power nap.'

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Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out. mockup

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

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'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.' mockup

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

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Instructional guide to scribbling mockup

Instructional guide to scribbling

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Night of the Latkes

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"At this office no two days are different."

"At this office no two days are different." mockup

"At this office no two days are different."

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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'These are job perks.'

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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Farm Humor.

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'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?' mockup

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

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Happy Hour

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The Trojan Beagle.

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Emergency Phone.

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?" mockup

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

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'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.' mockup

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

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'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?' mockup

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

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The Snarky District

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'I was an egg in the Easter play.' mockup

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?" mockup

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years." mockup

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

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'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.' mockup

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

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Kafka Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Kafka Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our full range of Kafka connoisseur mugs and find the perfect witty or thoughtful design for their morning routine.

Kafka Connoisseur Pillows

Browse our Kafka-themed pillows to add a quirky, literary touch to any space—an ideal gift for connoisseurs of Kafka’s work.

Kafka Connoisseur Prints

Find captivating Kafka-inspired prints to decorate their walls and celebrate the surreal world of Franz Kafka.

Kafka Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover shirts that speak to Kafka fans—our collection features clever, literary-inspired designs for everyday wear.