Kafka Admirer Gifts

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Swiss army knife

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Car joust.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Mating rituals

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Thug life on safari.

Kultural K9's.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Remarkably Richmond

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Franz Kafka

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Little Nell as comforter

Purple Fairy

Pizza at the Round Table

Knights

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"And me without a Twitter account."

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

"I think I'm falling in love."

Snowman Romance