Kafkaesque Fan Gifts

Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.

"Cat box"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

The Running of the Brie

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Double Saxophone

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Franz Kafka

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Flying in Formation.

Oreolas

"I could do that."

Doubledecker bus stop

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

French Animal Noises.

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Flower Painting

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"And me without a Twitter account."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.