Kafka Fan Gifts

Hashtag Woke Up Like This

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Gregor metamorphosed into a giant cockroach and he hasn't even noticed yet.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning he found himself transformed into a gigantic emoji.

"It's about a bug who wakes up as a human."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

The Fourth Little Pig

Head over Hooves

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Wolf Karaoke

This side is the gag reel.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Moby Dick

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Back in 5 minutes!

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'This is a real barnburner.'

Franz Kafka