Cake Mishap Fan Gifts

'Butterfeet!'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Punt Cake

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Panettone

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"A little under done?"

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Cake Walk.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Discus accidents.

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

He always bring in cream cakes on his birthday

'Holy shit!'

"Mom, do we have any more whipped cream?"

Dog Stripper.

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

A cake with a candle operates on social media.

Children and cat crashing on cart