Kafka Fan Pillows

Hashtag Woke Up Like This

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning he found himself transformed into a gigantic emoji.

"It's about a bug who wakes up as a human."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Head over Hooves

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Wolf Karaoke

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Moby Dick

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

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Sick Building Syndrome

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Ask A Silly Question.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Franz Kafka

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.