Kafkaesque Fan Prints

Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.

"Cat box"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Pray for me.'

The Running of the Brie

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Double Saxophone

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Franz Kafka

Flying in Formation.

Doubledecker bus stop

"I could do that."

Oreolas

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"And me without a Twitter account."

Flower Painting

French Animal Noises.

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well