Kickstarter Connoisseur Gifts

"But I’m so close to my Kickstarter goal!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Hats and Food

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

"He's an abstract artist."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Inaction Figure

'The first cocktail.'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Litteratti K9s.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Pisa Hut.