Crowdfunding Connoisseur Gifts

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Nicola Sturgeon

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Campaign Trail

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, but I'll use a lot of euphemisms!'

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

Wise Guy Cookies.

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

Mobsourcing