Crowdfunding Connoisseur Gifts

"If money gets too expensive to borrow, our fall-back is this company GoFundMe page."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

Campaign Trail

Nicola Sturgeon

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, but I'll use a lot of euphemisms!'

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Mobsourcing

"It takes money to make money. So my advice is: go on kickstarter first, then come back to me."

Finish Line.

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research