Crowdfund Enthusiast Gifts

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

The nonprofit dog fight.

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Kick me

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Campaign Trail

Appeals

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

"If money gets too expensive to borrow, our fall-back is this company GoFundMe page."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Wise Guy Cookies.

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

The Potato Salad Society