Crowdfunding Aficionado Gifts

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"The Crowdfunding"

"Can you give us a minute to check our kickstarter campaign?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Kick me

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

Campaign Trail

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

"If money gets too expensive to borrow, our fall-back is this company GoFundMe page."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

Mobsourcing

I started a Gofundme page to finance my writing of the great American novel. In the comments section everybody told me to go fund myself. Actually, they didn't use the word fund.

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

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