Crowdfunding Pioneer Gifts

"Raises are obsolete, Dewlap. Just go on kickstarter or GoFundMe."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Kick me

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Campaign Trail

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"If money gets too expensive to borrow, our fall-back is this company GoFundMe page."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

Wise Guy Cookies.

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Here's where we differ ... You say "pickpocketing," I say "crowdfunding."

The Potato Salad Society

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

"It takes money to make money. So my advice is: go on kickstarter first, then come back to me."