Crowdfunding Enthusiasts Gifts

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Kick me

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Campaign Trail

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"If money gets too expensive to borrow, our fall-back is this company GoFundMe page."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

The Potato Salad Society

Wise Guy Cookies.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

"It takes money to make money. So my advice is: go on kickstarter first, then come back to me."

Here's where we differ ... You say "pickpocketing," I say "crowdfunding."

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

Mobsourcing

I started a Gofundme page to finance my writing of the great American novel. In the comments section everybody told me to go fund myself. Actually, they didn't use the word fund.

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'