Crowdfunding Enthusiast Gifts

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

The bastard only funded my Kickstarter at the T-shirt level."

"The crowdfunding"

She figures the best way to get her husband to support the family is a Kickstarter program."

'Please, sir, help me open a kick starter account...'

"Go on kickstarter."

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

"It takes money to make money. So my advice is: go on kickstarter first, then come back to me."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Kick me

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

Campaign Trail

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"If money gets too expensive to borrow, our fall-back is this company GoFundMe page."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

Mobsourcing

I started a Gofundme page to finance my writing of the great American novel. In the comments section everybody told me to go fund myself. Actually, they didn't use the word fund.