Crowdfunding Expert Gifts

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Kick me

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Campaign Trail

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"If money gets too expensive to borrow, our fall-back is this company GoFundMe page."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

Wise Guy Cookies.

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

I started a Gofundme page to finance my writing of the great American novel. In the comments section everybody told me to go fund myself. Actually, they didn't use the word fund.

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Mobsourcing

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

"It takes money to make money. So my advice is: go on kickstarter first, then come back to me."

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

The Potato Salad Society

Here's where we differ ... You say "pickpocketing," I say "crowdfunding."