Crowdfunding Expert Pillows

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Kick me

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

Campaign Trail

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

Wise Guy Cookies.

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Mobsourcing

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"