Crowdfunding Advocate Gifts

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Kick me

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Horace Mann

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"Defunding increases aggression."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.

"Master, what is the best thing I can do for the poor?"

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Mobsourcing

Homeless dog: 'Would eat homework for $2.'