Kickstarter Connoisseur Pillows

"But I’m so close to my Kickstarter goal!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Wifi in Hell

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Hats and Food

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"He's an abstract artist."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Inaction Figure

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Family Joules: Part 3

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Pisa Hut.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'The first cocktail.'