Justice Vigilante Pillows

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Beware of God"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

Guns won't help

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

A footballer is having an eye test.

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

Monster in optician.