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'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Beware of God"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

A footballer is having an eye test.

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

Monster in optician.